ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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