Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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