is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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