He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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