I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Your dad touched me again.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
