I can tuck mytits in my pants
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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