are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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