After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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