well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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