he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No subtext here. People are naked.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
