Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
