Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Life is so much better after having sex.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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