Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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