but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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