Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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