You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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