is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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