Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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