After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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