we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
