Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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