I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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