38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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