? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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