Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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