Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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