"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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