office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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