I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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