I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Don't tell me you're on acid again
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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