I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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