dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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