Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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