Dual....:-)
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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