Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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