piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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