Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
farters have to be the big spoon...
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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