just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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