Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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