So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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