I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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