The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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