Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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