I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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