apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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