He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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