I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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