I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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