I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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