Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm like, not good at living.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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