Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
