is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Barsexuality is the new black.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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