So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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