I seem to have left my pride at pride
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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