when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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