i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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