Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
