When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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